Any witty remarks I could add here would be reduced to nothingness by the awesome that is this new project, so stop reading this nonsense and just go watch the video.
I’ve started project “Fuck The World”, a top secret attempt to funnel magma to the outside. I’ll kill those elephants. I’ll kill all those fucking elephants.
"i want a fantasy world with poc characters"
"i want a fantasy world with lgbt characters"
"i want a fantasy world with gender equality"
I hug the crying Kobold, then stab it with my off hand dagger
DM: So, you surf the flaming wave of beer into the battle against the necromancers.
Fighter: Whereas I do the sensible thing and ride a door in.